if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Can i not drive my cunt home
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
it hurts more in the daytime
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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