Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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