so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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