whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He kissed a someone with a penis
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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