dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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