don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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