I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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