He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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