this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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