Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Randomize