I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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