I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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