So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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