i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
