I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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