I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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