I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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