It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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