Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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