I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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