seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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