so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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