There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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