I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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