I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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