We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm always down for nudity.
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