Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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