im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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