Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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