That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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