Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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