so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he thought i was a dude.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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