ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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