What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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