Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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