I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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