Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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