Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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