If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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