I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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