I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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