remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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