my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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