Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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