This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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