I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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