Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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