Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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