So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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