just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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