You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize