Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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