Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
