she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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