Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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