thus making me awesome and them whores
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I got inside last night via doggy door
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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